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Joshua Griffith Baron |
| Aliases |
Josh Deisel, J-bosh y’all, Squishy, Squishimatoya, Sasquach, Squaybosh, Scuntash |
| Animal Friends |
Gibbon; Scorpion; Skittish Cow; Horse |
| Height |
Tall |
| Date of Birth |
10/31/72 |
| Religion |
Was rejected from the Catholic Church in 1976 for envisioning Jesus Christ in sexually graphic situations. Adopted Avidadism in 1993. |
| Skills/Achievements |
Self proclaimed "master of verse and musical tempo". Can cook Ramen Noodles in less than 4 minutes. Was elected "Skilled Out-doorsman" by the AVA (Anonymous Voters of America), a club which he founded. Rarely laughs at dead people. Can soothe spooked horses. |
| Interests |
Sorting change; Curling; Yelling at people on street from apartment intercom |
| Faults |
Very short tempered with Jack and Bill. Has tendency to destroy important objects. Disconnects his own break-lights while driving. |
